1. I am not suggesting that your currently lady friend is solely after your accumulated wealth, but I have never seen her consort with an impoverished gentleman.

2. If you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex, my condolences. I have four-score and nineteen conundrums; a trollop is not among them.

3. You are prohibited from making contact. Halt! The hour of hammers is nigh.

4. It were as if a positive correlation existed between financial status and predicaments.

5. I am quite fond of a well-developed gluteus maximus, and I will not conceal this information. Any claims to the contrary from my companions are futile.

6. Let us discuss copulation, ladylove. Let us discuss the combination of ourselves. Let us discuss the the totality of efficacious aspects and impotent aspects that perchance can come to pass.

7. Assuming that you desire to join in an expedition, we will journey in a 1664 wagon that hast but three gilded wheels. Oh, why do I exist in this manner? Aye! I am compelled to think it is wealth.

8. Proceed, my lady friend of diminutive stature. It is your date of birth. We shall partake in festivities accordingly.

9. If you are sexually inclined, let us copulate, my filly.  My horseseat is prepared. Come hence and grasp it betwixt your legs.

10. Grandiose one, grandiose one, grandiose one, are you unable to perceive visual stimuli? Oft your elocution anesthetizes my better senses. And I adulate your florid techniques, presupposing this is why you are financial stable while others are wanting in that regard.